I’ve been talking to a number of guys lately. I’m just amused how some of our conversations go. Here’s an example. I call him the liar. Read on to find out why. I’ll post other conversations with other guys some other time. Let me hear what you think on how I handled the conversation.

Him: hope you wont mind me askin
Me: i do mind
Me: what will u ask
Him: are u top or bottom?
Me: b4 i answer that, does it matter?
Him: yeah
Me: we’re not meeting up 4 sex are we?
Him: ah nope
Me: explain to me y it matters, please
Him: just askin lang
Him: syempre importante ang sexual compatibility
Me: ummm…are we going there?
Me: ndi mo pa nga alm if u can stand to be with me for an afternoon eh
Him: maybe soon if we click
Me: can we cross the bridge if we need to cross it na lang?
Him: can u just answer the question?
Me: u have a short fuse dont u?
Him: hahaha
Him: can u please answer the question?
Me: im top
Him: ok
Me: and u?
Him: top
Me: we’re not gonna meet are we?
Him: meet pa rin
Me: r u disappointed to know im a top too?
Him: di naman
Him: how bout u
Me: ako, i didnt ask coz to me it didnt matter
Me: i can think of other ways to pleasure a partner
Him: sorry
Him: nahiya lang ako
Him: im the opposite
Me: what do u mean the opposite?
Me: saka nahiya saan?
-silence-
Me: still der po?
Him: yup im here
Him: i shouldnt be askin such question
Me: what do u mean the opposite? saka nahiya saan?
Him: opposite of top
Me: ur a bottom?
Him: happy?
Me: im not really happy to know na nahihiya ka sa akin
Me: if thats want u are, then u shld be happy with it
Him: ok
Him: im tryin to avoid the word as much as possible
Him: eh kaw naman paulit ulit mo pa na sinasabi
Me: nahihiya ka nga
Him: grrrr…